- what the box says: serves four
- what it means: serves me
Oh my gosh these poor girls.
“if it were made for Lesbians there would be a Home Depo Add on the side”
(via carronphinn)
hey now
ur a rockstar
get your
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
(via nothingtown)
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
(Source: thagirlwhocan, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)
- Person: You're ugly
- Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today
